Good and bad news

[cornish wood burner]

The bad news is I spilt some of my Newcastle brown on the wife's newly laundered table cloth. Absolutely devastated but managed to suck most of it out so not all bad I suppose.

Good news is the wife was going to make me a wingsuit ( whatever that is ) to help me take up a retirement hobby but now she has brought that forward and is making it now. Anyone on here had a go at that, she says it looks like fun.

[easy-lift guy]

Did your wife have plans to make your wing suit before the spill or afterwards?, Second does she have a life insurance policy on you for semi accidental death?

easy-lift guy

[cornish wood burner]

Did your wife have plans to make your wing suit before the spill or afterwards?, Second does she have a life insurance policy on you for semi accidental death?

easy-lift guy

 

Funny you should mention insurance because she has just increased the cover. Paid for it herself as well. She's a good girl. I think the spill just prompted her to get me out of the house more.

[Arctostaphylos uva-ursi]

Is she making the wing suit out of the stained tablecloth?

You are conjuring up some fine images in my head....

[cornish wood burner]

Is she making the wing suit out of the stained tablecloth?

You are conjuring up some fine images in my head....

Of course not she loves that table cloth. A very coarse mesh muslin is what she has in mind I believe

[Beardie]

Muslin? That'll catch the air too much. That stuff string vests are made of is much better for her purposes. You'll hardly know you've got wings at all!

Edited October 9, 2016 by Beardie