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Does anyone recall the video that I *think* was made by the Woodland Trust a couple of years ago (although it could be another organisation - I just recall it was connected to some organisation or other), that essentially was a video about tree "love".

 

It had a host of suggestively shaped trees, trembling bushes and slow panning camera shots, all over dubbed with the Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg, Je T'aime moi non plus song of the 60's.

 

I was just chatting to someone about it, and they don't believe me - but I cant find it online (I hope it's not just a dream that I had once - anything is possible!)

 

Does anyone have any ideas for a link?

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Right, so its been over 24 hours, 100+ views and no-one has responded.

 

I'm starting to think that I had a very strange and depraved dream.

 

I must remember to book in at the psychoanalysts for tests...

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Found another to feed the fetish!

 

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This one has had its soundtrack removed due to copyright but it could well have been je t'aime.

You will just have to sing it yourself but you had better stop if you feel the sap rising and are going for a woody!

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Do you know, bizarrely, that wasn't the video I saw!

 

Still it does make me feel better that at least one of those mucky tree *love* videos exist and it wasn't just my dark psyche imagining it!

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Mine generally involve ladies, not trees. Am I missing out?

 

Just watched the second half of that second video, and it is definitely tree porn!

Almost needs moderating.

10 Bears has started something. Whatever next?

Bonker with a conker?

Sex with a Salix? (At least no headaches here)

Porn with a thorn (For S & M, yeeeow, could be a bit too prickly.

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