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Mike Dempsey
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You get a rock climber, tie him to a bungee at the base of a cliff then he sees how high he can get before the bungee pulls him down.

 

Even better than the Jackass chipper shower where they tie someone up and feed fish and vegetables through a big wood chipper with the outfeed aimed at them.

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The race should start in a bar.

Each driver would have to neck 6 pints of Stella before sprinting 200m to his car.

 

I'd watch it then.

 

 

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I thought you'd be competing Mark!

 

I think the format is good but I reckon after the first 10 laps they have to start pitting every 3 laps and neck half a pint.

Now that would be worth watching.

 

I nearly forgot to mention that it would be women only and can you guess what type of woman should be signed up for it?!

There might be a sprinkler system involved.

Hahaha!

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