An idiot alone

[felixthelogchopper]

Thanks Felix .

 

Always a pleasure, never a chore.

[njmusk]

Was brought up in hadleigh, brother lives in raydon.

[the village idiot]

Was brought up in hadleigh, brother lives in raydon.

 

Ah, I did wonder where your Suffolk knowledge came from. What took you to Scotland?

[njmusk]

Needed to escape an array of ex wives and girlfriends, haha, no seriously me and the missus fancied a change, get away from rat race. We always came up here for holidays. She's a fen girl. And yes they have webbed feet.

[the village idiot]

Was brought up in hadleigh, brother lives in raydon.

 

If you come down to visit your brother give me a shout, you could come to the wood for a cuppa.

[Paul Smith]

If you come down to visit your brother give me a shout, you could come to the wood for a cuppa.

 

 

I never get a brew!

[the village idiot]

I never get a brew!

 

Come and shoot some deer Paul and I'll crack open the lapsang souchong.

 

Do you mind drinking it out of my ear defenders?

[Paul Smith]

I will be over next week and as for that stuff you call tea you can ram it! Yorkshire tea 👍

[the village idiot]

I will be over next week and as for that stuff you call tea you can ram it! Yorkshire tea 👍

 

Excellent! I'm opening up three areas this winter which I'll need you guys to keep an eye on come the spring. Afraid I'm all out of Yorkshire tea bags. Someone did insist on giving me a box but I ran out of loo roll in the wood and the leaves hadn't dropped yet.

[peatff]

Afraid I'm all out of Yorkshire tea bags. Someone did insist on giving me a box but I ran out of loo roll in the wood and the leaves hadn't dropped yet.

 

You can still use them, that's what gives them the extra flavour