I am thinking or standing for Prime Minister

[gensetsteve]

John and mike do you fancy job sharing the chancellor position a kind of coalition. I am not too bothered about the whole tax thing as I will be earning 250k a year pretty much like all the previous mps.

[mendiplogs]

I cant back any of the current parties so thought I would start my own.

 

In my first week of office I thought I would sanction £25k for all arborists to spend on what ever arb toys they want.

 

Driving licences for disabled scooters assessing the need. Being just too fat would be a fail.

 

Immigrants are welcome as long as they have £250,000 in their back pocket.

 

Special parking at tescos for the unfit and lazy. That would be the spaces at the back of the overflow car park.

 

Anyone who works for a bank and earns more than 50k 99% tax rate.

 

All speed cameras to be removed accept the one outside my house.

 

Capital gains tax to be abolished.

 

Stamp duty abolished

 

Starbucks sell coffee for £3 there is tax to pay on the £2.80 profit.

 

H&S will be optional people working in the admin can become traffic wardens.

 

All traffic wardens to be exported.

 

I am open to ideas but think we may need to find some dosh somewhere.

 

HI STEVE are you ok mate have you been up the tucker on that cider with matt you no it no good for you mate i think you been on it to day all the best jon

[Mike Dempsey]

Since I am up in Bonny Scotland if we job share the Chancellor's job, in my spare time I could run Scotland.

[gensetsteve]

HI STEVE are you ok mate have you been up the tucker on that cider with matt you no it no good for you mate i think you been on it to day all the best jon

 

No Jon sober as a judge. I need some of that cider keeps me compliant. I make sure I am off the sauce when I post or you cant believe what you wrote in the morning judging by some of the posts a lot of others find the same.

[Old Mill Tree Care]

No Jon sober as a judge. I need some of that cider keeps me compliant. I make sure I am off the sauce when I post or you cant believe what you wrote in the morning judging by some of the posts a lot of others find the same.

 

Haha. I made that mistake,

 

 

Twice!😂😂😂