Whats this please?

[Stephen Blair]

If there is a people carrier in the drive, target cbeebies, if it's a jag tell them points of view will be lost. Be strong Mike

[Mike Hill]

I am currently making a "Resitometer" from a Broken Battery Charger.

 

I intend to get some new Hypodermic Needles and some Rubber Gloves.I will take my "Resistometer" from its Case and with a Florish insert the Hypodermics into the Bark.Then after Donning the Gloves I shall attach the "Resistometer" to the Hypodermics.The Dial will show no charge,therefor the Tree is in decline and will shortly Fail Catastrophically probably in the Direction of the youngest Child.

[Stephen Blair]

Ha ha ha, you win lol