Jackanory...

[tommer9]

Fill in the next line- sense or nonsense, funny or ranting, it doesnt matter.....i was bored.....

 

 

 

 

 

I think its bang out of order that the hardest up in society are being penalised when the biggest cost to the economy has been the bailout of the greedy bankers. what they should have done is...

[ad15]

gone around the corner,, seen the big blue elephant and ran away shouting" help, help,,, i'm getting a wedgy from a packet of tofu"///

[Stephen Blair]

forget about the politicians, they are cool and ducks need houses, its the woodturners that wind me up because of the amount of

[tommer9]

woodshavings they leave on the floor. Andanother thing, the metal in those chisel blades

[Stephen Blair]

taste like curly wurlies dipped in creamola foam, which is a good

[tommer9]

aid to concentration when

[Stephen Blair]

you hit 88 mph in a dolirian and whiz back in time to find out your mum is actually

[Rich Rule]

down at the chemist buying a tube of Anusol for your old man...

[tommer9]

in the supermarket and only rang because

[Stephen Blair]

someone swapped the bog roll for sand paper and his eye sight aint what it used to, i remember the time he thought old mrs Gribblesbottom was your mum and he went and pulled her