Deano's luck strikes again

[Frank]

If someone had the time to cut and paste all Dean "mishaps / misfortunes" into one great big thread, It would make an awesome book. Im telling you Dean, you are wasted on trees.

[Dean Lofthouse]

Did I ever tell you about the asian drug dealer that knocked on my back door after being kidnaped, stabbed with a samuri and then tried to run over him in a drug wars assassination attempt ??

 

I told him to take his top off and show me the stab wound otherwise I'd knock him out, I thought he was setting me up till he collapsed

 

You couldn't make it up mate

[Frank]

To think if you were to just drive through Brighouse you would actually believe it was more like "last of the summer wine", than "pulp fiction". haha