Kindling machine newbie!

[pembswoodrecycling]

Made an investment yesterday - my very own kindlet.

ive never used one before, is it as simple as putting blocks of wood in one end and collecting Pound notes from the other?!

[slack ma girdle]

9 hours ago, pembswoodrecycling said:

Made an investment yesterday - my very own kindlet.

ive never used one before, is it as simple as putting blocks of wood in one end and collecting Pound notes from the other?!

I've got 100m³ of western hemlock that would be ideal for kindling, that is looking for a home.

Stackpole area.

[Mark Bolam]

On 20/01/2026 at 22:25, pembswoodrecycling said:

Made an investment yesterday - my very own kindlet.

ive never used one before, is it as simple as putting blocks of wood in one end and collecting Pound notes from the other?!

 

I’m led to believe that’s exactly how it works.

You can put whole trees in one end, and if the arse-end is at a garage forecourt you can basically go on holiday for a couple of weeks and come back a millionaire.

[Muddy42]

If I'm feeling depressed, I cheer myself up by looking at garage forecourt kindling pricing.  Makes me feel like a millionaire.