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[Whoppa Choppa]

 

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Edited Saturday at 13:36 by Whoppa Choppa
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[WirralBoy]

[Stubby]

2 hours ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

Ignore,

What a hoot ! 

[Oldfeller]

[Rich Rule]

[Rich Rule]

KID WITH BASTARD HAIRCUT PRACTICES GETTING SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL NEWS:

Klarna Paaymant, a particularly unpleasant 12 year old from Erith has began a grueling training program this week in readiness for being sent home from school for an inappropriate haircut on the first day of term.

Klarna’s Mum Pippa, who is a 27 year old mother of 7, clinically dim and rougher than a junkies carpet, has also been busy rehearsing her lines in readiness for an expletive laden confrontation at the school gates with a terrified & beleaguered headmaster:
“it’s F****** outrageous that my boy has been sent home from school and singled out like this just for showing a little bit of individuality” is the outburst that Pip is expected to open with, although this is subject to change depending on which breakfast wine she selects on the morning of the planned meltdown.

Pip, who is so thick she failed her birth certificate, is expected to add, whilst sucking heavily on a watermelon vape:
“I swear down on my outreach workers life, I’ll home school him if I have to & I’ll go on the front page of the News Shopper, with a face like a beekeepers apprentice, whilst wearing a strappy top which exposes not only my shoulder dolphin tattoo but also my spectacular pendulous cleavage”

It is thought that Pip is experimenting with a number of different looks for maximum impact & outrage, ranging from the simple but classic swastika, shaved into the side of little Klarna’s head, to a complete pink Mohican and she’s toyed with the idea of a “Millwall blue” dyed top knot with “no one likes us” tastefully sheared into the back of her little prince’s head but it is thought that the shooting stars skin fade look as pictured above may also be considered.

The Gazette will have reporters at the gates of Rydell High to catch all the first day of term action if we can be arsed.