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A boy came home from school and said, dad, what’s the difference between theory and reality.
His dad said, go and ask your mother if she’d sleep with the plumber for a million pounds.
He came back and said, yes she would.
Dad said, now go and ask your sister if she would.
The boy came back and said, yes she would too.
His dad said, there you are, you’ve got your answer. In theory we’re sat on two million pounds. In reality we’re living with two slappers.

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