Billy was out in his Land Rover one day, and he stopped to help a young lady at the side of the road who had broken down.
He found the fault, and was for heading on his way when she says that she really appreciates his help, maybe they could go out for a drink some time.
On the night they got on really well. They saw each other several times, and eventually decided to make things permanent.
A few months after the wedding Billy is in the garage and his wife is in there with him, watching him work on his Land Rover, something he does most evenings and weekends.
She says quietly "You spend a lot of time in here. I think it's time you sold that Land Rover."
Billy replies "You sound like my ex wife."
"You never told me you'd been married before!" she retorts.
"I haven't," said Billy.
