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[Robert_S]

i am sure most have seen these but they did make me laugh.

 

The Most Stupid Answers On "Family Fortunes"

 

A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones

A famous Scotsman - Jock

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse

A jacket potato topping - Jam

A food that can be brown or white - Potatoes

A sign of the zodiac - April

A job a working dog does - Slave

Something with a hole in it - A window

Something people might be allergic to - Skiing

A type of large cat - Persian

A type of record - Floppy disc

Something associated with pigs - The police

A non-living object with legs - A plant

A domestic animal - Leopard

Something red - My cardigan

A kind of ache - Filet-o-fish

[To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman] :* A food that can be easily eaten without chewing - Chips

Something you beat - An apple

A dangerous race - The Arabs

A number you have to memorize - Seven

Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde

Something that floats in the bath - Water

Something in the garden that's green - The shed

Something a blind man might use - A sword

Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog

A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee

Something you put on walls - Roofs

Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate

A famous Royal - Mail

Something slippery - A con-man

A way of cooking fish - Cod

A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot

A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on

Something you do before going to bed - Sleep

Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog

The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet

Something that makes you scream - A squirrel

Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport

A song with 'Moon' in the title - "Blue Suede Moon"

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

Something with a red light on it - A Dalek

Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

[Tommy_B]

i am sure most have seen these but they did make me laugh.

 

The Most Stupid Answers On "Family Fortunes"

 

Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

 

Amazing answer!!!:lol: