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Fantastic, FREE CHARCOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy.

I'd just like to thank all the people who supported me through this and of course, my mother, without whom i'd never have been able............

Sorry, got over excited there.

 

 

I shall dispatch your charcoal without delay via carrier tortoise. Will be with you well before the summer. One lump or two?

 

And you can keep the tortoise.

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Can't write in suffolk speak, boy.

 

It's suprising how many people think i come from norfolk, one thought cornwall and someone thought hampshire. Bat in law is a narwich gal.

 

Just watched that clip on an axe thread with them fins building a proper log cabin. You gorn ta have a goo at building one VI?

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Thanks Graham, but in the spirit of the season, I'd like it if you would donate the prize straight to the Victims of Wizards Benevolent Fund. After all their need is greater than mine.

Not only that, but I strongly disapprove of tortoise parcel delivery. They're forcing hardworking British pigeons out of business.

Now someone get me a common sense fag and a pint.

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Thanks Graham, but in the spirit of the season, I'd like it if you would donate the prize straight to the Victims of Wizards Benevolent Fund. After all their need is greater than mine.

Not only that, but I strongly disapprove of tortoise parcel delivery. They're forcing hardworking British pigeons out of business.

Now someone get me a common sense fag and a pint.

 

Very noble of you Bren and the VOWBF is a worthy cause indeed. Your generosity has been an inspiration to me, and I have decided to double the prize fund to TWO pieces of charcoal!! One lump going to the VOWBF and the second to a new initiative of which I am the figurehead, the Throttling Wizards- Idiots Training Scheme.

I trust that you approve.

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