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Ah yes, our good friend Arzgarth, butler of beelzebub, deflowerer of damsels and damn fine spoon carver.

He was interested in the woodsman position but I was a bit concerned about his unaddressed anger issues.

 

How can an angry person carve spoons and serve the Dark Lord and when does he get time off to deflower damsels ? I can see the place is going downhill and I am withdrawing my monthly sacrifice on the evidence I read here. (Probably will still do a chicken at full moon but I'm going to eat it next day if it's still there)

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How can an angry person carve spoons and serve the Dark Lord and when does he get time off to deflower damsels ? I can see the place is going downhill and I am withdrawing my monthly sacrifice on the evidence I read here. (Probably will still do a chicken at full moon but I'm going to eat it next day if it's still there)

 

Do not lose faith my friend. Arzgarth's kitcheny creations are utensils of pure unfettered evil. The last peasant stupid enough to deploy his Ladle of Lucifer choked to death on his pea and parsnip puree. And no-one will forget his signiture piece- the Spatula of Wretched Hopelesness (with new easygrip handle). Serious cutlery!

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And did you see his spatula of spite. Still gives me nightmares.

I've also heard a nasty rumour he's got a sponsorship deal for a wizardly magimix range.

 

Worry ye not Bren. I have just received word from brother Arzgarth. The idea with the magimix range is that the wizards are the intended feedstock. He tells me that pre sales testing is continuing apace.

 

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