2.5 tonnes of excellent firewood for sale

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

OK ill admit, the one offer he had was me when i first posted it here, for a fiver as well. He said im having a laugh! Im now banned from all his auctions and messaging him as well he said! He wasnt lying as I couldnt reply.

 

I wonder if he was "told" by who ever felled it that there was 2.5t and worth £200? Rather than them having to cart it away.

 

Sounds like a Jonny Quick special

 

 

That made me laugh! A Ford Mondeo estate, B&Q chainsaw.... "Yes mate, you'll get £200 for that as firewood on eBay" actually translates to "phew, that was lucky, just missed the shed (scratching head), now how can I con him into keeping this wood I've got no idea how to get rid, except fly-tipping!"