Arb commandments

[dexta]

Though shall not chew with your mouth open in my vehicles!

Though shall not ask questions!

Though shall just keep working when boss talks to customer!

Though shall shut the van door with the appropriate pressure, it's not the hatch of a Sheman Tank!

Though shall understand that the Big Vein on the side of my head means its shooshy quiet time!

Though shall not leave work tools lying around the work site like clothes in a teenagers bedroom!

Though shall not eats sweets to themselves in the vehicle after boss has just bought them Breakfast!

Though shall not shout very loudly ' you just broke the fence '!

Though shall get out the vehicle before I've managed to get out, start the chipper and fire up the saw!

Though shall be able to work out if we are at a job in the Mog, do not fill the ton bag to the top with sawdust and gravel!

Though shall not put Y shaped forked branches into the 8" chipper that even a whole Tree Heizohack would struggle with unless it had a retro fit hydraulic roller, even then it might take a few attempts and risk stalling the 350 hp Fendt that's powering it!

Though shall realise No means No, maybe means no, not just now means no and yes that should be ok, means depends how you are today!

Though shall tie their laces before turning up!

Though shall not walk anywhere empty handed!

Though shall be ready standing outside their house when told to be here.

Though shall now know why I work alone!

 

I think you have it just about right,or is that because we are of a certain age:thumbup:

[Shane]

I love the tools not being left around the site one.

Had to replace too many silkies, karabiners etc. over the years.