Identification Please

[David Riding]

This is located on an approx 200 year beech about 15 feet up, looked a lot more orange when first viewed, photo seems to make it look more pail.

[woodlandsolutions]

Looks to me like you've just dropped your lunch !

[Mick Stockbridge]

Battered sausage ?

[woodlandsolutions]

I think the previous tree surgeon got caught short and had to take one in the tree !

[David Riding]

Looks to me like you've just dropped your lunch !

 

I bet no one steels your lunch if it looks anything like

[woodlandsolutions]

Nobody would dare steal off me as i will use my lethal death grip and special forces training to sap the life out of them....that includes patronising tree surgeons lol

[David Riding]

Nobody would dare steal off me as i will use my lethal death grip and special forces training to sap the life out of them....that includes patronising tree surgeons lol

 

Has your death grip capabilities come from natural strength or from consuming lumpy mash potato for your lunch

I will be excluded from your death grip as I don't care for my English heritage (tumble weed)

[Dean Lofthouse]

and special forces training

 

..and what special forces do you possess, I've always wanted to meet someone who can read minds or even levetate.

[John Hancock]

Looks to me like David’s brain just couldn’t squeeze into that tiny space it used to call home. He was up that Beech looking for the elusive fungi called ‘Quorn’, nodded off and the surplus fungi-orientated part of his brain decided to take up residence in that Beech tree.

[woodlandsolutions]

..and what special forces do you possess, I've always wanted to meet someone who can read minds or even levetate.

 

 

I can't read minds or levitate, i can however fly fairly well which comes in useful on reductions. I can also smell BS from a reasnoble distance if the winds blowing the right direction.