An ArbTalk Fairytale...

[GardenKit]

Kevin left the 'famous three' drinking black coffee to sober them up for their quest, and ambled back to the rocket log park. A scowl formed on his face when he saw a leaflet stuffed under his twig. It was a government leaflet stating that they wanted people to have sex at 84. His scowl turned to a smirk when he remembered that he was filming just across the road tomorrow at no 83, so he might be able to get a quikie at lunchtime......

[sloth]

so they all boarded the rocket log, but it couldn't take the extra weight. Much to the disappoint of Bolam they lost the Stella, but it didn't make any difference. There was only one thing for it, McCloud announced 'I'm off to have this log pimped by Spud. I'll be back by 5.'

[silky fox]

Kevin and Spudulike set about transforming the log with whatever was about the workshop to produce the most amazing "Flying Tree" type contraption Middle Earth had ever seen...."I love it when a plan comes together!" shouted Mick as he lit the End of an Enourmous Cuban Cigar.... "Too the Shire!" shouted Bolam...."what,you talkin about fool!!!" Growled Rich Rule.....they climbed aboard the flying tree and set off towards the Forest!

Edited November 18, 2012 by silky fox

[silky fox]

Over the fields and mountains the wings of the tree carried them..."Has anyoneone done a risk assesment for this journey?", asked Mick...there was no answer...they were both sleeping off the Stella...it had been a long session. They flew for many days and nights without food or water...just eating the strange berries that grew on the branches of the trees and the brightly coloured Mushrooms that grew on the ground around them...Wide eyed and in Good spirits and suprisingly awake after their long journey the wings dissapeared and the magical flying tree began to float down towards a Cabin in a clearing in the Forest below them...

[sloth]

Upon their arrival the woodsman and his family had gathered the cute furry animals of the forest to help battle Johnny.

[sloth]

It wasn't long before the Pied-Hamadryad summoned the assistance of his Frenzied Fungal Forest Fighters. The Harvesters of Hells Hills didn't stand a chance. Or so they thought, until...

[silky fox]

...the sound of Hell,s Harvester head began to ROAR!!!!.....and that was enough to Summon the Hama from it,s sit and wait Strategie and rise from it,s Swampy Lair and to Battle!...Maybe this Fungal fighter could be the only creature powerful enough to Defeat the Evil Lord Walker!

Edited November 18, 2012 by silky fox

[sloth]

When the battle was over, after quite some time, a long forgotten figure appeared from over the hill. All who saw him pointed and whispered amongst themselves. No one was expecting what happened next...

[sloth]

.....

[silky fox]

The wizard who seemed to turn up every fkg time the world of men was about to end in one enourmous battle involving every kind of messed up freak and flapping creature...who was he this time? Gandalf the pink.Gandalf the Orange??