Looking for work

[Dannymc]

At the moment i am new to arbtalk. I have been working for the National Trust in North Wales for a while but am moving to Stockport in a weeks time.

I have my CS30 and I am doing my CS31 at the end of January any offers off work.

[Mr Ed]

whereabouts in North Wales?

[Peter]

I dont care how good looking she is, I wouldnt swop N Wales for Stockport. Tell her to move down there!

[Dannymc]

Beddgelert close to Caenarfon.

 

The reason I am am moving is she is a darling, and shes also 11 years older than me and in a stable job as a teacher.

[Peter]

Ah, then I suggest you invest in a good quality pipe and slippers, and have the Telegraph delivered every day. That takes you up to lunchtime, then a gentle stroll in the afternoon, to the pub, getting home just in time for her to cook you a delicious dinner.

 

Thats what I'm aiming for.

[Dannymc]

Peter I like your way of thinking but if it was that easy do you not think I would be at the pub now instead of on here trying to find work?

On the up side I have enough cash to see me through christmas and new year (although her present cost me £250 and the rest of my family have bled me dry) but I can still spend every other day in the pub getting how do you say out of it.

By the way just to let you know that the telegraph is not read by many 20 year olds nowadays I find the sun or the mirror more appealing.

[Peter]

You're never too young to embrace retirement, and the delights of being a kept man. After all, when you're old enough to officially retire, you'll be too old and knackered to enjoy it!

[Dannymc]

There may be one more problem with that its called a mortgage, she has one and she will be renting out her house, and our aim is to get one together.

But I do stress she is beautiful and a good cook so it will be worth it in the long run.