A frightful Guff

[Dilz]

I aint talking about our Pete causing all workers to withdraw from the van with haste, (and thus braking the second rule of tree work) but an oak i climbed today, included codominant stems starting from about 6 meters up, chogged it down the fork, on the last chog, after it hit the ground, the tree made a cracking noise and the included union opened less than a cm from the released tension, also a crack appeared radially across the top of the cut, it smelt bad, i mean really bad....

[slack ma girdle]

There is nothing like the fear of the unexpected to give you the hebe geebees.

Need a change of underpants ?

[Dilz]

for a momment i had thought i'd shat myself because of the smell...

[easy-lift guy]

I always keep a package of Depends with me just incase I need to check my britches.

easy-lift guy