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Adam Bourne Grand Master

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If I get called again I am going to go in frantically scratching my privates and explain I have been to a pop festival over the weekend and may need urgent medical attention.

 

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just reminded me of training day the film, someone was telling a story about some convict who skipped jail by going to court with peanut butter in his crack then pulled his hands out and licked his fingers clean, they sent him to the looney house evaluated him after 6 weeks signed him of as sane.....never did a day in prison ????wonder if this would work for jury service:sneaky2::blushing::confused1:

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