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Just received this (funny) email....

 

Working people frequently ask retired people what

they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I

went into town and visited a shop.

 

When we came out, there was a warden writing out a parking ticket.

 

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,

how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an “a--hole” . He glared at me and started

writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

 

So Bev called him a “s--t head”. He finished the

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it

and went home.

 

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

 

It's important at our age.

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