dear mr cameron

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Dear Mr Cameron

 

 

Please find below our suggestion for fixing Great Britain ’s economy.

 

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

 

 

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

 

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

 

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

 

1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings -

Unemployment fixed!

 

2) They MUST buy a new British made car. Ten million cars ordered

Car Industry fixed!

 

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-

Housing Crisis fixed!

 

4) They MUST send their kids to school//university -

Crime rate fixed!

 

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ......and

 

There's your money back in duty/tax etc.!

 

6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy to reduce their pollution's emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down.

It can't get any easier than that!

 

P.S... If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances!

 

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know! If not, please disregard.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

The People of Great Britain

[RobArb]

haha if only!

[Adam]

you sir should be priminister

[Chris Gagen]

got my vote:001_smile:

[Amelanchier]

Another ludricrously naive chain email bourne of little more than half cut pub banter.

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and your problem with that is.....

 

it's the festive season,, lighten up you miserable git..

[Andy Collins]

Another ludricrously naive chain email bourne of little more than half cut pub banter.

 

So ludicrous that it might just work. Governments have tried every avenue in the book, perhaps they should now listen to the Star and Sun readership.

[Amelanchier]

and your problem with that is.....

 

it's the festive season,, lighten up you miserable git..

 

 

That was the most positive and festive thing I could think of.

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then may i suggest you pop into town and plonk yourself on top of the first xmas tree you can find..

[Amelanchier]

Ho ho ho.