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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only

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Forgive me but I hadn't seen this one before;

 

I had a tree that I wanted removed ,because it was too close to the house. I called a tree guy and he came out and did a nice job cutting down the tree. He asked me what I thought and I said it was nice but what about the stump ?....He informed me that he was just a tree guy who cut down trees, If I wanted the stump removed, I would need to call a stump guy.

I found a highly recommend "stump" guy and he came and got the stump out......He says there you go...I ask him about the hole.....He says I'm a stump guy I just remove stumps, I don't fill in the hole......Long story short , He told me I would need to call a Landscaper......

I get a hold of a landscaper and I tell him I'm planning to leave town on a trip and I don't care what he does, Just fix the hole and make it look nice.

I get back today and find out that he planted a friggin tree...

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