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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only

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Two nuns are driving back to the convent late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.  The nun who is driving says to the other

  "Quick! Show him your cross."

 

The other nun winds down the window, leans herself right out and yells

  "Get the ******** off our ******** car, you ******** bastard!”

 

 

 

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What was my reason? These was nun.
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