My Big Planer

[william127]

12 hours ago, AHPP said:

 

I have fairly strict protocol for locking things. I hold the key in my hand and say to myself, "I have the key. I lock the door."

No key in hand, I won't lock the door; I'll walk to get the key. Aware it's (I'm) odd but it works.

 

Keys never stay in locks. They go in my back right trouser pocket or on the hook. Locks get locked to the hasp so they can't be stolen while the shed is open or another lock can't be installed. Combination codes are always rolled round to a random code so a passer by can't quietly make a note and come back. Heaven help you if you err from these systems on my watch.

 

I'm mint at parties and can satisfy a woman, the whole package.

 

 

I'm 'normally' pretty good with keys, but I've done 3 things recently that helped lead to this disaster-

Moved the trailer that lived in front of the container, where I always used to put the keys down

Took off, used and broke the snap gate krab that used to be attached to the bunch, that I'd sometimes clip them to my pocket with if I was just nipping in and out

Borrowed the Tile from these keys for my car key as I'd driven to a stag do in Edinburgh and left the yard keys safe at home.

 

Oh and my Dad, the other person with the container keys, had just gone away for 10 days, otherwise I'd have just got him to unlock!😅😅🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️