Letter from Lord Pickles

[difflock]

I dont quite know why this sprang to my mind, but about 50 year ago, when slatted houses for cattle were being promoted as the modern replacement for traditional straw bedded houses, my father attended a promotional day at Greenmount, the local Agricultural Collage, and after being taken with the group to view the livestock in the new slatted house,

he smelt a rat and wandered off for a nosy.

To find the mingeing/shitty dirty "culled" livestock, pulled from the slatted house stock, discreetly housed out-of-sight well round the back.

When he re-joined the group, and at an opportune moment enquired about the livestock "round the back"   .  .  . enough said

Cept

they, indeed "dont like it up them"

Do they?