It's a funny old World....

[maria warwick]

This morning we had a couple of lawns to do and then had to pop and see an old lady to see what she wanted doing in her garden.

Arrived at the first customer , got everything round the back of the house and waited for her to come out.

She came out of the door and the first thing she said to us was: "Do you think you could trim my bush...."

Well, I nearly pissed myself 'cus I saw the funny side to it ..... I had to hurriedly go round the corner of the house ...I was nearly in tears !

Luckily my mate managed to hold himself together...

Anyway , the next job went well without any odd occurrences.

We then moved on to see the old lady who had asked me to go round to assess her garden.....

I knocked on the door , rang the bell...and waited.

She opened the door , wearing a very loose fitting dressing gown. As she turned round to get the key off the hall table , her dressing gown opened to reveal her boobs in all their glory !! My mate and I didn't know where to look !!

It's a funny old World......

Edited August 2, 2018 by maria warwick

[westphalian]

Why did you have to include the word “old”? Completely changes how I react to this