SamanthaSunny
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CENTIPEDE This guy was lonely so he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box. He took the box back home and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But... there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new pet. So he waited a few minutes more. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face against the centipedes house and started shouting, "Hey in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me? A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f*ckin' shoes."
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Love this ๐
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Hilarious ๐
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Awwwww your lovely x
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I forget lots of things ๐ especially the thingy ma jigs and the oh you no whatโs, I rarely remember people unless we genuinely got on and I have been known to chat with someone on several occasions over a period of years and never remember them ๐ I usually give myself away when I say ( It was lovely to meet you ) only to be told we have indeed met before on many occasions. I am always day dreaming and seem to be able to multitask without thinking ๐ basically i remember what I think is important and delete the rest. If my memory concerned me I would reluctantly see a doctor but so far I am winging it so i bumble on through life x I think you are probably a very clever man who knows an awful lot and your running out of room ๐ itโs a known fact the male brain is smaller the the females anyway ๐ x And worrying only worsens the problem, I wish you well ๐๐ผ You are very humble and honest sharing such a worrying subject. who am i ? ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ what was I saying ?
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I wonder if your wives would become criminals if they saw him ๐
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TOY ๐ hello trouble I have been busy moving house and making it a home ๐ฅฐ i also discovered gardening and โค๏ธ Plants. Really cool watching something you grew from a seed flourish. How are you my Welsh friend ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
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My actual age in my head ๐๐๐๐
