Tippin Alaybye

Taste nice to be honest

I tried it. You would trap your hands on the “beam” and as it is my son who does the push mowing I was being a considerate father

I’m finished with sheds now. Done a man shed, trainset shed, bicycle shed, drying shed and the two mower sheds. It’s a bbq hut next

Didn't mean to dis your baby mower shed Tippin, looks good.
 
Just wondering though, could you not have pushed the handle down an inch to fit it in?

What can I say? I’m a professional joiner[emoji16]

You will laugh even more when I tell you I used a chainsaw to cut it. Quicker than unscrewing and putting it through the table saw [emoji108]

Baby lawnmower shed in the night

Further north in Newcastle the courgettes don’t even wear a coat in winter

We have ZERO plums this year???

My courgettes are further on than yours and I’m in the tundra of Durham! Where’s you at?
Ps, I don’t do anything for slugs. Used to… salt, pellets etc. Now not so much of a problem since using raised beds

hands up all those who think Carol Kirkwood has had a breast reduction.

I thought these national icons would have had a protection order

Brilliant

Friggin ell K. Chill mannnnnn

I should also add, if your piss feels like it is boiling then you probably have a dose

Solar kiln ? 

Makes no odds if they are stacked correctly in a kiln 

Beautiful. After watching country file and Chris Packham (whom I can’t stand) the other week I have stopped mowing about half my lawn ( good for biodiversity). Apart from saving a lot of time, all the flowers are up including the various orchids. Wish I’d done it years ago

Now, I don’t know, so obviously will be interested to find out, but wouldn’t air drying be less likely to cause warping than kiln???
Or does it matter if they are stacked and separated properly?

i shoot the buggers but if that was me, looking at its scared eyes, i would have gladly, carefully released it to steal another day.

good on yer Billhook

You get paid for driving that beauty around?

after a 35 minute drive to do some milling, i found this on my woodlander 126. after 35 hours of milling, the nut had obviously come loose and the krab failed. drove all the way back to rummage in my shed to find a fix. have superglued the thread onthis one

This was her when she first got home, with my younger daughter cuddling her.
 

Bloody brilliant

I have discovered my black dog acts as a midge/mozzie lure. I can be sat 2 feet away from her, she is covered and I am clear. I still cannot get my head around how something so small as a midge can puncture your skin and cause the havoc that it does

Shit. I like it when I can share the odd joke from here with my wife. She didn’t get it!
Had to use my beautiful voice