Sharing for everyone's amusement. I'm honestly still laughing at this.
This morning I was undercut by the most astronomical amount.
Storm season is upon us and a TPO horse Chestnut fell landing through an outhouse and a historical wall.
Let me paint the scene.... its land locked. There is no access.
The drag is down a Hill, over a footpath, chucked over the fence to a rough banking then scramble up to a driveway. The tree sat across two gardens
Monster tree.... looking at a 661 with a 4ft bar and still wouldn't reach through it all.
The tree is suspended in the air sat in the half collapsed building and on the wall, both will collapse further during the works. Not to mention potential asbestos on the building next along which has a couple of damage sections to the roof.
I quoted to remove brash, dig out the speared branches and cut the timber and leave stacked. Not to mention cutting in a half collapsed building. Great.
My quote was 3k ... fair to cover many hands to carry and 2/3 days of work, not super cheap but fair given the danger/ risk.
This mornings message was that they had a quote for £350
It would hardly cover fuel and oil, never mind the 5 staff per day and equipment !
Just mind blowing 😂😂
How do people out there get by like that?!
2nd time this company has done the most ridiculous quote against one of mine, last time the owner was too concerned and went with us..this time the cheapest job wins! And they are welcome to it.
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