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Logdaft

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  1. What's the difference between a tramp and an MP? One sits about on a bench all day, usually falling asleep, enjoys long liquid lunches and contributes nothing to society. The other's a tramp
  2. The wife Just asked me if I had any fantasies.. I said, "I've got this one where we pretend that we're complete strangers and have never met". She said "What, and you pick me up in some bar?". I said, "No..Just the first bit" 😇
  3. I went into a pub now they are open ........ Me: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Barman: £3. Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase! 🤪

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