WirralBoy

We are fast approaching Halloween. Think of, and have a care for, the environment. Don’t buy plastic skeletons. Locally sourced all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

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Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King' BBC NEWS REPORT :- Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King' WWW.BBC.CO.UK In a statement, the prince says: "The continued accusations about me distract from the work of His Majesty and the Royal...

. . . . . . . . and then there was none. 24 hours and the little ladybugs have all disappeared. Not a single one to be seen today. Oh, the mysteries of the natural world.

What is occurring with the ladybird population? Today, in N,W. England, it was a glorious sunny day. The rear of my house was bathed in sunshine. My wall and windows were covered with hundreds of baby ladybirds. They normally breed much earlier. Is this another example of the seasons changing? Hard to understand after the storms and cold weather that we've had lately.

"Pre" means "before" "Post" means "after" Putting them both together would be "preposterous"

Question :- How do you make "one" disappear? Answer :- Put a "g" in front of it!

Patricia Crowther, aged 97. The UK's oldest witch. 'UK's oldest witch' Patricia Crowther dies aged 97 WWW.BBC.CO.UK She created the BBC Radio Sheffield show "A Spell of Witchcraft" about Wicca paganism in the 1950s.

BillQ, do you think that, if I ask nicely, I'll be allowed to join the game? In anticipation of a positive answer I'll list the ships that I served on. Then, it'll be up to others to guess my name rank and number. Here we go . . . . . . . . . 1963 HMS Raleigh - shore 1964 HMS Cambridge - shore 1964 HMS Ashanti - F117 1965 HMS Excellent - shore 1966 HMS Scarborough - F63 1967 HMS Decoy - D106 1970 HMS Excellent - shore 1971 HMS Royal Arthur - shore 1971 HMS Excellent - shore 1974 HMS Victory. Who am I?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge... "I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him so, in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... the asshole is usually in charge.

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