Mick Stockbridge

Hey commando, you can choose whether you go to war or not.

Shouldn't you be telling us, or have I missed something?

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You're all so hard. I wonder how many of you could actually wound a pig and let it lay there and suffer in the name of a pointless conflict.

you can't really give it away where I live.

Should've tried to flog it elsewhere then, you know like matey did.

It was on the radio this morning about 3rd generation dole families, not only did their parents not work but their grandparents were bone idle aswell. No motivation.

Well done Paul, chuffed for ya, you deserve it.....

Trying to reply to something but it won't let me.

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Cheers for the kind words Paul.

Hey listen, maybe I could meet up with you sometime up your neck of the woods. My brother lives in Gateshead and I'm long overdue a visit, could squeeze in a broon ale or ten with ya maybe.

A silky cut can be worse than a chainsaw cut....it is a saw made up of tiny blades.

Our scalpel.

Rich is right Mark, something is gonna have to go.

I'll give ya a fair price for Dutchie Bear.

Unimaginable pain. I could be tempted for a grand though....

Spotted this one this morning. Some poor bugger is gonna have to remove it before long and it aint gonna be me.

Nothing like a bit of trouble on a Saturday night.....go on Dean, let him av it....

:lol:You carry em love and I'll look out for a wall....

She aint planted em yet. He's got the right idea though.....let the missus carry em....

Rev harder with hedge cutter and do a sawing action until you are through said branch!

:thumbup:My style.

Should be fairly easy to knock something up with a couple of loops of rope to stick the handles through and attach to your belt.

 

Aren't you part of the make do with what you've got generation like me, rather than buy something every time.

 

(Step 1) Stare at the bits and bobs you have in the shed, then stare at the lopper.

 

(Step 2) Repeat this process till a solution comes to mind.

 

(Step 3) When the first contraption doesn't work, adapt accordingly by repeating Step 1 .

:thumbup1:Two brick ties, bit of bending here n there to fit on a belt and hey presto.

Not strange at all.

I was a bit worried a few years ago when mine started talking back but thats totally normal now:thumbup:

Same as that, I get a better conversation with Ginger than I do with the missus.

Well I saw it yesterday and to honest I was very disappointed, I thought the plot was very poor and the whole thing was more like an American movie, such as independence day.

 

Its very sentimental and I know that you have to suspend you disbelief when at the cinema, but this takes it to far, it also reminded me at times of the A team.

The A Team was shite so cheers for that Barry Norman.

:lol:Glad I'm not the only looney that talks and sings to his mutt.

this works

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must have done that at least:thumbup1:

I was driving a morris minor in 1978 that did 65mph:thumbup:

Don't matter how fast it went I'd never own up to driving a jelly mould....

Done.....

These should keep the kids away.

Slightly ironic that our troops are now fighting to eradicate the poppy.

Twenty odd years later and I'm still trimming poxy hedges, more fool me.

Just taken delivery of a new HL100, hope it's as good as you reckon Andy.