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  1. I'v put out a few feelers,
  2. Oldfeller

    wanted

    Time Left: 6 days and 22 hours

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    Dragon,,[preferably trained] and a crossbow and bolt, [only need the one]

    Ask for price

  3. "Now Look,, We've all had a drink"
  4. I looked online for a dedicated adhesive for bonding linings,, this came up,,Henkel Loctite Teroson SB PL605-4 Black is a one component, thixotropic, solvent-based, heat curing adhesive. It features excellent resistance to chemicals, thermal shock, and water, as well as withstands temperatures exceeding 315.5 °C. Ideal for bonding clutch, break, and other friction materials to metal. but as the price is somewhat prohibitive ,,[think both kidneys,spleen,liver, heart, and anything else that be salvaged],, I guess I'll be using a proprietary two part bonding adhesive such as araldite, or similar. thanks for the help fellers👍
  5. I don't suppose any of you chainsaw collector types have a coil for a pioneer nu17 laying up a dusty corner you wish to part with for a fair price.. or a primer assembly, they are all I need to get her running.
  6. well never say never eh! I have a picture in my head now,, starmer on the crapper with a crossbow bolt pinning him to the wall.
  7. I know I'm old but I don't think the attractive blond is leonardo decaprio
  8. saw them live when working doors many moons ago, they were excellent.
  9. Two arborists are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two arborists start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant. Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the arborist Phil: - 'Scuse me.. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession. Phil: - Oh! What's that then? Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home? Phil: - Er... mmm . well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Phil: - It's in a pond! Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden! Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house? Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself! Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children. Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week! Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often? Phil: - Me? Never. Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Phil: - How's that then? Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life! Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate. Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist! Eric: - What's that then? Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Eric: - Nope. Phil: - Well then, you're a wanker.
  10. Poison Ivy
  11. kier starmer,,, oh well, it was worth a try!
  12. the estate I live on had a water pump with a tomos engine, it truly was the worst engine I ever saw, I think the tea lady built it for a bet! they obviously got better as the l65 was by all accounts a decent saw.

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