The young blonde was tired of being thought stupid because of her hair colour , so decided to dye it brunette. Almost immediately she noticed a difference, people treated her better.
Full of new-found confidence, she went for a drive in the country one afternoon. Passing by a farmer's field, she saw a huge flock of sheep grazing. Entranced, she stopped to watch for a bit. The old farmer walked over to her car, pleased to think his flock had the attention of such an attractive young lady. Bubbling with enthusiasm, she commented on how many sheep he had, " There are so many, but I bet I know how many you have", she said. "If I'm right, can I have one?"
Figuring she wouldn't be able to accurately count so many animals all moving around grazing, the farmer said, "Sure... what's your best guess?"
Looking at the flock appraisingly, the young lady ticked off numbers on her fingers for a moment, then exclaimed "312, not counting the ram, which would be 313 in total .."
The old farmer, after picking his jaw up off the ground , said sadly "I have no idea how you got that number, but you're right.. a deal's a deal, go get the one you want".
Smiling smugly to herself, off she went to get her sheep. Tucking one under her arm, she crossed the fence and was struggling to load it in her car when the farmer walked up behind her. Smiling himself in spite of the circumstances, he asked her "How about giving me a chance to win her back?" Feeling supremely confident, she looked him in the eye and said, "Sure !" 😎
Stroking his beard, and looking at her closely, the farmer said" Ok..how about this.. if I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?"