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  1. A nearby farmer purchased a teleporter and had the bag lifter for sale, they used to have a drill or spreader mounted on the lifter, I looked at it and thought it was ideal to mount my winch, it worked out really well, the lifter will extend another meter and a half and I have a set of tongs to fit on the end, or I can run the winch cable through a pulley attached to the lifter in place of the hook and use it like a skidder, it has proved itself a very versatile combination.
  2. I have the venom 22 and I can highly recommend it, it has handled many gnarly lumps with ease.and the ability to split in both the horizontal and vertical positions has come in very handy, especially on larger lumps.
  3. The young blonde was tired of being thought stupid because of her hair colour , so decided to dye it brunette. Almost immediately she noticed a difference, people treated her better. Full of new-found confidence, she went for a drive in the country one afternoon. Passing by a farmer's field, she saw a huge flock of sheep grazing. Entranced, she stopped to watch for a bit. The old farmer walked over to her car, pleased to think his flock had the attention of such an attractive young lady. Bubbling with enthusiasm, she commented on how many sheep he had, " There are so many, but I bet I know how many you have", she said. "If I'm right, can I have one?" Figuring she wouldn't be able to accurately count so many animals all moving around grazing, the farmer said, "Sure... what's your best guess?" Looking at the flock appraisingly, the young lady ticked off numbers on her fingers for a moment, then exclaimed "312, not counting the ram, which would be 313 in total .." The old farmer, after picking his jaw up off the ground , said sadly "I have no idea how you got that number, but you're right.. a deal's a deal, go get the one you want". Smiling smugly to herself, off she went to get her sheep. Tucking one under her arm, she crossed the fence and was struggling to load it in her car when the farmer walked up behind her. Smiling himself in spite of the circumstances, he asked her "How about giving me a chance to win her back?" Feeling supremely confident, she looked him in the eye and said, "Sure !" 😎 Stroking his beard, and looking at her closely, the farmer said" Ok..how about this.. if I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?"
  4. Giving away a horse A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
  5. halfway through treating her to new brakes,master and slave cylinders,etc, one side done, probably be doing the other side in a foot of snow if weather reports are anything to go by.
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  7. hu-63a, also fitted to the homelite 290 iirc. rebuild kits are available, simple to fit. kit# RK-14HU around £7-8
  8. 1.2M views · 6.4K reactions | Como que conseguiu fazer isso 🤔🤔🤔🤔 | Zé... WWW.FACEBOOK.COM Como que conseguiu fazer isso 🤔🤔🤔🤔 "the definition of madness is to repeat the same action and expect a different result"
  9. I can take a hint Stubby, happy to oblige.
  10. excellent choice sir,

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