Agony Aunt

[Bob Slade]

This is a true story:

 

 

Dear Agony Aunt,

 

Last night i received a text which initially pleased me. It read as follows.

 

Hi sexy. How are you, what have you been up to, doing anything good.

Steve x

 

To which i replied:

 

Hi Steve, your first sentence pleased me no end but then you had to spoil it by calling yourself Steve x.

however since you asked i am sitting in front of the fire in my underpants roasting my nuts (chestnuts)

Bob.

 

The thing is the rotten sod hasn't texted me back and i was wondering why.

 

could it be.

(a) the vision of me in my underpants roasting my nuts in front of the fire.

or

(b) because i didn't put a X after my name.

[s.varty]

None of the above, you didnt send your bank details, sorry thats the next question from er steve

[stoxs]

that Bullman been on the terps again!!

 

bless he is like santa it`s a really busy time of year for him!

 

I am sure you will get a response soon

 

are they roasted yet?