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In praise of SOFTWOOD logs


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No kindling needed.

Simply select and set aside in the kindling basket those particularly splintery logs, finer logs & logs with a relatively high surface area, plus logs with particularily acute angles:lol: (and the selection process can get very technical)

Next night a handful or 2 of scrumpled up newspaper, add logs as above and ignite, with the door just ajar.

Woomph!

An we are well lit.

Just like me after 2 bottles of Old Peculiar.(on an empty stomach:001_rolleyes:)

But 2 pints of draught Guiness on an empty stomach:thumbup: bliss.

As always

signed

Gibber, Mutter & Twitch

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