terms and conditions

[skyhuck]

That should have been, " Thanks a bundle, Bundle"

 

Careful Dean!, "bundle" doesn't like jokes!

[Andy Collins]

Just read thru the terms and conditions on my heating oil receipt

"1.1 you are to pay us in cash or in cleared funds on or prior to delivery, unless you have an approved credit account" that'd go down well ith the clents in our line of work!

 

"1.7While you owe money to us, we have a right to keep any property we may hold of yours until you have paid us in full (a lien)"

 

Time for some revision of my terms and conditions