they come in threes...

[chris cnc]

I did a job last year and never even spoke to or saw the client- it went like this..

Email via website - 'can you give me a price for grinding stump in front garden - address etc.'

I emailed back to say I'd look at it next day and email price.

Did all that and he agreed (via email) and said he'd transfer the money into my bank.

Did the job, emailed him, happy reply from him and money was in my bank.

Only paperwork was copy of emails for my accountant. Job done

 

haha! covert operations lol i like the weird ones though it keeps things interesting

[chris cnc]

then to top it off got some lad who just left college wanting a job sorry had nothing for him but then proceeded to tell me "am proper mint though ya nar love grafting just want a couple of days a week though"

 

nearly spat me coffee out there. classic. theres always one who thinks they're gods gift to trees, but cant be bothered to get out and prove it

[armchairarborist]

mobile rang thursday, guy said-'ive got a bush needs trimming' -nearly laughed at them, asked what area, he says 'its not mine its my mother in laws' -nearly choking with laughter now i asked again what area, he said ' between her legs- i asked if it was a prickly one and he said yeh-very and hung up.. and heres me tryin to sound all professional and not laughin down phone in first place