Fastest COVID Test

[Billhook]

Just discovered the fastest ever COVID test.  The Stihl had a log dropped on it which split the fuel tank.  Bitter cold in the workshop so what is a man supposed to do but come inside by the deliciously warm wood stove

Crept in to the conservatory with a tray of tools and nuts and bolts having liberally cleaned the whole lot outside with carb cleaner.

Shut the conservatory doors from the rest of the house  just to be on the safe side and was only seconds into my work when my beloved came storming in” What’s that bloody smell!”

Well that makes her clear then!