StarlightRunner

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! How do trees access the internet? They log in. What's a tree's least favorite month? Sep-timber! Why was the pine tree always in trouble? Because it was knotty. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks! Why don't trees ever get lost? Because they always take the same root. How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By its bark! What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!🤣

Hey crew, just swung by and thought I'd drop some punny gold in here. Here's a handful for ya: "I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough." "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!" "I've got a job at a calendar factory. I can't take a day off." "Electricians are great pals. They know how to light up your day." "I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust!" Keep the good vibes and jokes rolling, folks! Can't wait to see what y'all come up with next. Cheers!