manco
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Everything posted by manco
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youll have to just use the other hand
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i heard theres a version of the MRS thats for part timers and only weekend use. is it called the SLAg.
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all i can get from my wood is a sticky mess
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isnt the o licence only for ireland?
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my pooh
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pooh
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charming little ****************ers arent they?
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oh man! how do you pick your nose properly with that? youll have to learn to use the other hand.
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i forgot to mention the cost of monthy subscription to the enthusiasts magazine
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if youre buying a bicycle have you considered all the additional costs? youll need some obscenely tight lycra shorts for waving your arse at motorists or "evil planet-killing infidels" as i believe theyre known in cycling circles plus youll need to find some other enthusiasts of tight shorts for them to ride alongside you at 10mph in rush hour on major roads dont forget youll need to find a massive chip to go on your shoulder luckily youll save on parking, fuel, MOT, service and maintenance, road tax, fuel tax, congestion charge, ulez, and the need for a proper religious service when you inevitably depart this world since you will become a soulless inhuman creature once you venture forth into the cycling world. but not to worry, you get to turn up late and sweaty to every social and business meeting, smugly proud of doing your bit to save the planet.
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who said snowflakes? and who said theres an act? sounds to me like you cant handle being laughed at for busting a 600 quid machine. you wanna lighten up pal.
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seems fishy
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no tree advice but i believe it smells nice there
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should be a date on that yellow label im sure
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not seen it but i could prorbably be onboard with crop reasoning. i just dont like pollards and im bored of trying to fix them into normal trees
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and you come across like a stalker a blind mad one who likes pollards i spoke to someone at a show got a job doing what i said, its where the idea came from. he sent out emails, made enquiries, got bored, went out and found one of the tree firms he wrote to and sat there waiting for brew time. they took him on. said they were impressed with his attitude. pollards are ugly as shit on stick and not particularly good practice. i suppose urine favour of lopping and topping as well are you?
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not scary just plain ugly. and Mick with "Pollards can be pleasing to look at." yeah sure but only with your eyes closed. or if youre mad. or its dark.
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f*cking hate repollards. just plain ugly and lazy.
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"Just repollard them, home in time for Steph’s Packed Lunch with a days money." just means im obviously better than you both, they called me in to fix the bollocks one of you made of their trees last time. *smug face*
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my future work is often fixing the mess someone else previously made by pollarding something
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pull on your big boy pants, approach with a ladder and put said ladder into each stem as high as you can go, then use 2 loop slings girthed around the trunk as footholds/handholds, tied in as appropriate. alternatively, cry off sick and never get back to them.
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if you dont like the wages ask for more if you dont get more you must be shit if youve got the skill for the job and enjoy it you do the job and get what youre worth
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chuck norris. its just his piss bottled.
