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Gray

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  1. Lol, they're always on there,and they are crap.

    I have the same issue on this forum when a bunch of over qualified jobsworth /arborist's like to better each other on the correct /legal 😂way to climb cut or whatever, leaving the poor inexperienced chap who asked for advice bewildered at how he started a gentleman's bickering thread when all he wanted to know was how to log down or summat 😂.

    By the way, anyone got any advice on how to do a front flip from branch to branch, I can only do back one's while holding a 201 one handed😜.

     

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  2. As someone who is in the middle of a nasty blood sucking divorce, i cant wait for the future.

    Feel your pain dude,but I promise you there's better to come. [emoji106]

     

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  3. I can't understand why your first wife left you.

    I know mate...I'm charming, good looking, sensitive yet strong... a real catch :-) I'm like the milk tray man, James bond,Prince charming, Hugh jackman, farther Christmas and God all in one package,

    She was just an angry dwarf with a sweetcorn hangin out her crack :-D

     

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  4. Presumably you once thought the former was the later………………………..kinda makes you think:001_huh:

    Can see your point dude,but you misread that bit lol, woman fair...eventually becomes ****....jumps fence for greener grass......man lost:-(....

    Time goes by.....woman's new grass was rotten(karma:-D) .....man finds ultimate babe "sex sex plenty plenty boom boom go go go";-)..... And the result is a superior stronger faster happier climber:-)

     

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  5. Just a quick mention, the past few years I've been browsing and sometimes commenting on this fantastic forum, but alas in that time I've also gone through a divorce from the most hideous soul sucking woman type she beast on the planet.

    And through all the many many sleepless nights of horror knowing she still breaths ,there's one thing that has helped me get some shut eye...... The boredom of reading posts and replies(not of everyone but) of the so called "no it all god like arborist's" that like to correct everyone and get all moist at the mention of a smooth Cambium.

    Thanks "true arborist's" for you have kept me sane in those difficult times:-)

     

    I'm married to the most beautiful gorgeous kind hearted woman now so back to reading posts for fun:-)

     

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  6. to be honest they are nit-picking a bit, half of health and saftey is made of good practice based on past accidents ect. and the other half is what the individual running the job has probably thought of extra to minimise the risk of death further, because of the responsibility put on him or her by the hierarchy and the imminent threat of loss of job or even jail time.

    but this has (in some circumstances)a dramatic effect on how long the job takes, or if you know your always being watched your saftey, as your not calm .

    don't worry in the future, flying robots will do it so we can all get fat.

    but yes if the guy who had you in the office was an arborist he'd either give you a whistle to blow just incase or stop looking and come and help if it botherd him that much.

    and to any crew who has an ariel rescuer standing by, well done in ten yrs of subbing i've only had one.

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