Jellystock

just lost a couple of hours to finger physics!!

Cool aint it, when you finish level 12 let me know how you did it, im stuck!

Have you just read the Tennis elbow thread Bob.....?

I heard that!

You gotta be joking, I wont get in the bath unless its 30c!

Hats off to you and the others:thumbup:

I've had my iphone for nearly 18 months now and thought I'd share some of my favourite (free, unless marked) aps:

accuweather

jelly car & jelly car 2 (£)

tv guide

ebay

google earth

ihudlite (Heads up display for your car)

tilt meter

redbull x fighters lite

r.racing lite

finger physics

dirt moto lite

spikey

lucky coins

3d horse racing lite and (£)

harbor master

F.A.S.T. (flight sim)

GOP lite (poker)

Lets golf

Mpoker lite

Jellystock.

Sorry mate...having a 'gruff northern ' moment:blushing:

No worries mate, Im a soft shandy drinking suvverner and am not used to you 'Gruff' northerners!

Where's my hand cream gone?

The first pic can be wheels for the train you might make (abit of forward planning)

:lol:

I think they look great.

Wasnt meant as rudeness- sorry for any offence caused:biggrin:

No offence taken Mr tommer, I was just taken back by your choice of words.

Ooh, handbags at dawn!

Listen matey, it worked for me and I was only passing it on.

Is there really any need to be so rude?

Jellystock.

Hiya Dave,

this is the tame version of the Stockbridge humour,

I'm sure you know that already though knowing Mick?

So what are the best ways to try and prevent tennis elbow?

 

Those that do have it is it in your favoured arm ie right or left handed.

I had trouble with my most dominant arm. First signs of it, follow my stretching guide as posted yesterday.

He has the title of Britains most violent prisoner.

35 odd years inside!

bronsonloonyology.com

He was cool, a really nice bloke.

Not everyone is like their brother, take me for example,

Good looking, swarve, sophistimacated and I have real trade too!

Jellystock

can we get this back on topic please

Sorry, my fault.

Morning all,

I was fortunate enough to be able to have a short break in Tenerife just before christmas.

Heres me enjoying 28c and lovely sunshine!

And heres me on my first day back at work after returning to sub-zero conditions, BBRRRRRR!

One evening me and my boy went to the bar whilst waiting for Mrs Jellystock to get ready ( (-| )

Sitting next to us was a guy with 2 kids who I struck up a conversation with.

I explained that we were only on a 4 night break due to my main holiday to Germany on the bike,

He has new Bandit and we hit it off straight away, he also used to be a MP in the navy a fews back.

I asked if he'd ever applied for the civvy police after leaving the navy.

He told me that he had applied to SEVEN forces and got turned down by em all!

He said that he thinks his brother was the cause as he has criminal record, I told him that it was unusual to be turned down by so many forces and then he asked "Have you heard of Charles Bronson?",

Heres me and charlies brother having abeer!

You never know who you're talking to!!

Jellystock.

That's the one:lol:All of your Police training was based round that episode.

Funnily enough, we had to watch the opening scene of The Life of Brian

(Jesus on the mount, "Blessed are the Greek?" & "Who you calling big nose?" you know the one)

to Identify Public Order offences!

I could do it with one hand tied behind me back........you only need one hand to take a bung.

you need 2 hands, one for the bung and one to touch their arse as they left.

"Mind how you go sir"

Where is the smoke coming in from? the stove itself or through the registration plate?

If its the plate then re-seal it, all sealants break down in time and need re-sealing.

Was it a vigorous sweeping? did you loosen the sealant?

Sounds like you aint got enough air feeding the stove. what Kw is the stove?

Big stove in a small room aint good as there wont be enough air to feed it.

first thing I'd do after re-sealing is to fit an airbrick as close the stove as possible.

Then I'd fit a spinner on the chimney pot.

It should draw even through a cold chimney.

I cant see how wind direction would make a difference, which ever way it blows it still does the same thing. As air passes over the pot its pressure is less than that in the chimney thus sucking the smoke out, bit like the lift of an aeroplane wing.

Hope this helps.

Jellystock.

The Police aint as stretched as they make out, just bone bleedin idle.

 

You probably rang at scran time.

You try doing the job smart arse!

WOW the 1st pic is amazing! Never seen anything like that.

I cant work out how it came to be like that?

Im Stumped!!!

I'll get my coat, sorry.

USED TO HAVE????

Why'dya get rid of it?

I love this bike, only gave £800 for it with 19,000 miles from a family member who was the 2nd owner.

Whizzed up to Newcastle last summer for a test trip with the missus and full luggage b4 our trip to Germany. She didnt miss a beat on either trip.

Done quite a bit to the bike last year.

Hugger, undertray and new braided lines on the cards for this year ready for the warmer weather!

Go here RF OWNERS CLUB • Index page

You'll find quite a few!

Vrrrmm Vrrrmm!

One like this?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Jj433XDhs&feature=related]YouTube - OFAH - May The Force Be With You part 2 of 3[/ame]

He was my 1st nicking, I had no choice, he had a faulty light on his pushbike, I was like Insp Slater from Fools & Horses!

Does he grow Leeks

 

Welcome aboard just dont stand to near the edge

 

And that was my 666 post spooky

SPOOKY?

My force No in the Police was 11666!