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Ironbark

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  1. 30 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

    I got this done as a factory option   https://line-x.co.uk/bedliners/ but there are franchised installers around for after market. 

     

    I was given to understand that the poly liners have a tendency to trap water leading to potential rust problems down the line. 

     

     

    I've thought the tray liners might trap water, but like they way you can thow big rounds in the back without denting the bed floor because the ribbed tray absorbs the impact. Is it easy to dent the floor with a spray on liner?

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  2. A Chap goes to see the doctor. ''Doctor, I need a large prescription for Viagra''.

    Doc says, ''What on earth for''.

    Chap says, ''Well, I have the ex-wife coming round on Friday night and she is well up for it, on Saturday my neighbour is coming round and she is gagging for it, and on Sunday my ex-wife's sister is coming round and we always get it together''.

    Doc says, ''Here is the prescription, but do be careful''.

    Monday morning, chap turns up at the surgery with his right arm in a sling.

    Doc says, ''What on earth have you been doing''?

    Chap says, ''No one turned up''.

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  3. A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He spots a man down below and lowers the balloon to shout: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

    The man below says: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

    “You must be an engineer” says the balloonist.

    “I am” replies the man. “How did you know.”

    “Well” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

    The man below says “You must be a manager.”

    “I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

    “Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problems. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”

     
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  4. I try to change the engine oil/filter every 6k miles which is half the interval. I fitted a magnetic drain plug more out of curiosity than anything else. 

     

    Don't forget the transmission too. I change diff oils and gearbox at half the interval. Also fitted upgraded magnetic plugs because the LSD does produce some metal.

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  5. Reminds me of a joke I heard on a US travel report...

     

    Guy phones in and says "I'm driving on I95 and there's some guy driving the wrong way.

     

    Next caller phones in and says "that's nothing.... I'm driving on I95 and everybody's going the wrong way".

     

     

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