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The Importance of Accuracy in Your Tax Returns. Or how to be truthful & amusing,

 

HMRC has returned a Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

 

In response to the question; “Do you have anyone dependent on you?” the man wrote: “2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission”.

 

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable. The man’s response to HMRC was: “Who did I miss out?”

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Researchers have spent the last five years carefully monitoring the hormone levels of their resident female rhinos at Chester Zoo.

 

Ms Katie Edwards, a PhD student from the University of Liverpool, said, “Tracking hormones gives us an insight into what is going on inside these animals. It can help tell us things like whether or not an animal is a seasonal breeder, whether it has reached puberty and whether it’s cycling on a regular basis..."