Grumpies of the World Unite!

[PeteB]

This was passed to me by some "Grumpies" down in the South West - true, and then some!

 

 

**_Grumpies of the World Unite_**

 

**Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a

nursing home. **

 

**This way the pensioners would have access to showers,

hobbies and walks. **

 

**They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and

medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money

instead of paying it out. **

 

**They would have constant video monitoring, so they could

be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. **

 

**Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing

would be ironed and returned to them. **

 

**A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring

their meals and snacks to their cell. **

 

**They would have family visits in a suite built for that

purpose. **

 

**They would have access to a library, weight room,

spiritual counselling, pool and education. **

 

**Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would

be free, on request. **

 

**Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor

yard, with gardens. **

 

**Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone

calls. **

 

**There would be a board of directors to hear complaints,

and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be

strictly adhered to. ***

 

**The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and

unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.

Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no

hope of ever getting out. **

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**Think about this (more points of contention): **

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**COWS **

**Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that

during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a

single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to

the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? **

**And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But

they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants

wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of

them a cow. **

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**THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION **

**They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq

... Why don't we just give them ours? ***

 

**It was drawn up by a lot of really smart guys, it has

worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore. ***

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**THE 10 COMMANDMENTS **

**The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments

posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this -*******

 

**You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not

Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full

of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a

hostile work environment. ***

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**Also;*******

 

**Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for

fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It

is time for us grumpy old folk of ****Britain****to speak up**!

[Dave D]

now thats some thought provking material, very good pete.