Jump to content

Log in or register to remove this advert

Benjani501

Member
  • Posts

    11
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Benjani501

  1. After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf. A bit surprised by this, the woman decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, 'How was it?', 'Well,' says the man, frowning. 'You can have any prize from the bottom shelf'

    • Like 2
    • Haha 1
  2. If i get the feeling there after a dirt cheap job i just whack a massive price and go home you know you wont get it any way. :wave:

     

    We tried this with some conifers, but we still got them, which was a nightmare

About

Arbtalk.co.uk is a hub for the arboriculture industry in the UK.  
If you're just starting out and you need business, equipment, tech or training support you're in the right place.  If you've done it, made it, got a van load of oily t-shirts and have decided to give something back by sharing your knowledge or wisdom,  then you're welcome too.
If you would like to contribute to making this industry more effective and safe then welcome.
Just like a living tree, it'll always be a work in progress.
Please have a look around, sign up, share and contribute the best you have.

See you inside.

The Arbtalk Team

Follow us

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.