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So legal fags are good quality but illegal ones can be bad. Have you got any ideas how bad quality other drugs could be replaced with good quality ones?

On the subject of crack use, go steady, sime42.

Those who arguably should be forbidden by the Mental Health Acts to spend their own money anyway. And the Chelsea flower show. Just the transport of this sort of utter bollocks is shameful. That diesel could run ten nurses to work.

Far from free. It cost me £691k.

Unless he fancies a line of lombardy poplar of course.

Yew way too slow. Could be 5m. Could be less. Probably not more. As long as you can get a ladder to the top knuckle, it's sustainable IF you stay on top of it. In the client's words: "Really just something skinny and tall with a bit of green is what we're thinking as the mid level will be blocked by the plants." https://www.thompson-morgan.com/p/eucalyptus-gunnii-azura/KB2693TM?acq_source=[med:ad][src:g][cid:1604080446][gid:63528923489]&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_id=1604080446&adgroup_id=63528923489&source=google&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwoPOwBhAeEiwAJuXRh_pWyyRUVC2D8DIWa3JgBrsCLxlmiD26bUwHExuhc4NE2X9U6kx7IxoCOQwQAvD_BwE He can brash up to fence height himself and have lovely scented fronds for around the house.

Hoping six potted pauciflora come in cheaper than that.

Laurel is too deep and sprawly and too hard to work on at height to be economic I'd say. Hence looking at straighter up and down stuff.

5m a number I plucked out of my arse. Waiting on a map so I can work out the sight lines and heights more accurately.

Willow or lime at slightly wider planting spacing? Slower but sort of safer. Could probably push the pollard cycle to three or four years but probably a more three dimensional job by then.

A client asked for a recommendation of some screening for the end of their garden, 5-7m run maybe, to reach 5m high as quickly as possible and be maintained there. My first thought was a line of eucs, planted every 1m ish, pollarded at desired height and then every two years, definitely top and probably sides. Ladder, strop and silky work. Evergreen, fragrant, easy to work on. I put it to them but with the obvious warning that they couldn't be left to get away, which they understood. They'd run up to the corner of three properties. Fence behind/under them, no wires, neighbour's house 6m ish away. Now I'd call that easy to work on but I'm still worried I've made a slightly dangerous recommendation. Eucs tick the boxes but they are eucs. I can't think of anything that will reach the height in the next say three years and either stay at that height or be easy to maintain at that height. Any better ideas?

Extra thing to think about. Base of tree relatively inaccessible. Up and down to settle pieces, fence in the way, in the way of rigging bollard. Just hassle. Picker and rasher it.

"There is a remote but serious risk that if the cargo explodes a tidal wave could surge towards the Kent and Essex shorelines and onwards to the capital's Thames Barrier." Really?

I've spiked in riggers. Crap, obviously.

A lot of modern things are shit but Fiskars X splitting axes aren't.